[Jobs] Job: bus conductor

[David Cantrell]

The world-reknowned London Bus Orchestra needs a conductor.  The
successful applicant will have arms like tree-trunks so that he can
waves a routemaster around in front of his appreciative audience.

Applications in writing to:

Stan Butler
The London Bus Orchestra
Croyden Bus Garage

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David Cantrell | Reality Engineer, Ministry of Information

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