[JOB] Perl Software Developer and Database programmer

[Dominic Mitchell]

Andy Wardley wrote:
> Peter Hickman wrote:
>> Come on people this is a party town with a nudist beach and people want 
>> to stay in Guildford!
> 
> Hey, I resemble that remark!  We have parties and nude people in Guildford, 
> too, you know!

Statues don't count as nude people.

> OK, so we don't have a beach, but then Brighton's used-condom and needle-
> strewn pebblefest is hardly the Costa del Algarvio now, it is?  

Hey, I've been swimming in that!  More than once!

> And besides, the only people I've ever seen on the nudist beach are
> wrinkly old fat blokes wearing sandals with socks, and to be honest, I 
> really wish I hadn't. :-)

So you appreciate the real beauty that is the human body in all its many 
and varied forms...

-Dom