[JOB] Perl Software Developer and Database programmer

[bah@longitude.com]

> It reminds me so much of that cartoon where what is wanted is a simple
> car tyre swing hanging from a tree branch; then showing the process of
> obtaining the "IT" solution in a storyboard. Which, after many
> iterations going through various bits of the IT dept, is: cutting the
> tree horizontally through the trunk, raising the top half a few feet
> with the aid of a "skyhook", hanging the tyre with two ropes, each rope
> attached to branches on opposite sides of the trunk with the tyre
> swinging in the gap between the top half of the tree and the base.

Gawd, I love google...

http://www.uoregon.edu/~ftepfer/SchlFacilities/TireSwingTable.html