Football. Pub. Tomorrow.

[David Cantrell]

England are playing Portugal tomorrow in Gelsenkirchen at 4pm.

It is a little-known fact that "Gelsenkirchen" is German for "a small
box bolted to the wall of the Pillars of Hercules".  This is very handy,
as it means we don't have to buy expensive plane tickets, and can quaff
good ale instead of swilling lager.

So, Pillars of Hercules, 1600, tomorrow.  Who'll be there?

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