Cumbria.pm anyone?

[Peter Corlett]

On 8 Sep 2006, at 23:24, Dave Hodgkinson wrote:
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> Bzzzt. Butter and mushrooms are fundamental particles.

As are black crunchy bits, which makes me wonder why scientists are  
looking so far into space to find dark matter. I've not quite worked  
out how to get the fourth fundamental particle, ethanol, into my  
bacon butty though.

For that, you need to do stir-fried mushrooms and veg in butter and  
mead.