Nerf Weaponry

[John Costello]

On Wed, 20 Dec 2006, the hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 20 Dec 2006, Ovid wrote:
> > --- David Alban <extasia at extasia.org> wrote:
> >
> > > Oh yeah?!  Well you just hurt my feelings!  <sniff>
> > >
> > > On 12/19/06, David Cantrell <david at cantrell.org.uk> wrote:
> > > > Meh. What do you expect from a nation that dons a suit of armour
> > > just to
> > > > play football?  Bunch of pansies!

Having seen a very effective rugby hit years ago, I will stick with 
soccer (aka futbol!).

> > Oh please. American men don't have feelings.  We just fake them because
> > it's easier to pick up women.
> 
> Spend a few more years over here - you'll realise that you don't need to
> have feelings to pick up american women - just a bit of a british accent.

A jaunty little British sports car will help, too.