Pig and pub! (Emergency social called for)

[Edmund von der Burg]

There are four lovely pigs on the farm who's days are numbered! Soon
they'll be pork! You can get your paws on some if you'd like!

Might I suggest an emergency social on Thursday 28th Jan at a pub with
easy parking nearish to Putney*? That way you can place your orders
with me, come for a pint and leave with wonderful pig! What could be
better?

Full details at this page:

  http://cwmerchon.sitechi.com/pork

Arguably my presence in London should be reason enough for an
emergency social, but my ego is easily dented so I thought it best to
add some extra incentive in case anyone started saying 'Edmund, who
he?' and it all fizzled out to nothing.

Cheers,
  Edmund.

PS - note that there are four heads going. If you ever wanted to do a
very British variant of the horse's head in The Godfather this would
be an opportune moment. Didn't get that Christmas bonus? Let the boss
know how you feel!

* The Antelope off Sloane Square would be a super choice -
http://london.randomness.org.uk/wiki.cgi?Antelope,_SW1W_8EZ.