Need a CRUD thing

[David Cantrell]

Dear interwebs, please point me at a Thingy which will allow me to point
a tiny script at a database and have it do CRUDdy web stuff.

I really can't be arsed with dicking about with appeasing DBIx::Class
and Catalyst by hand.

Bonus points if it works with SQLite.  Brickbats if it requires mod_perl
or similar or Java.

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David Cantrell | Enforcer, South London Linguistic Massive

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