Perl Skills Test

[Victoria Conlan]

> Next you'll be asking if the permies got a pay rise this year or if their
> pension fund[1] didn't get raided.

I got a pay rise, at the cost of signing up to their stupid pension fund
raiding scheme.  As with most things around here, I tutted to anyone willing
to listen, and did nothing more about it.  Apathy would rule if it could be
bothered.

> *stands at a safe distance*

I know* where you live.

(* this is a lie)