[ANNOUNCE] Cr'n.pm

[David Cantrell]

Dear Sir or Madam

Your credit rating makes you eligible for our special rate of 4.5% ABV
on Croydon.pm.  This is a limited time offer, available strictly until
the 27th of this month.

Please send applications to:
  The Dog and Bull
  Surrey Street
  Cr'n

You are elegible even if you have been turned down for Croydon.pm
before, have CCJs or even arrears!

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That bird off the telly