attack of the killer tree rats

[Nigel Rantor]

Robin Berjon wrote:
> 
> but still, some of us have started carrying  illegally powerful pocket 
> lasers to blind the most dangerous ones  into submission.

You fool! The only thing more deadly than a pigeon is a blind pigeon!

You're also just providing a selection pressure towards pigeons with 
sonar, radar or some other such nasty device that will let them attack 
equally well in all lighting conditions.

*run*