HOT NAKED COYOTE ACTION

[Chris Winters]

On 2/23/06, Greg McCarroll <greg at mccarroll.org.uk> wrote:
> ...
> it reminds me of a story a friend told me about a trip to an american
> cinema, where you got your popcorn and then went to a 'butter fountain'
> to get some butter on it. i'm sure it wasn't as impressive as i'm
> imagining it - but i can't help but hope it was an elaborate ornamental
> affair with multiple streams of golden goodness flying through the
> air. as some sort of celebration of overindulgence.

Unfortunately, these things aren't so elegant because:

(a) it looks like a small water spigot
(b) what it dispenses only slightly resembles actual butter

Besides that, 'butter fountain' has a slightly smutty sound to it...

Chris