Perl Skills Test

[Victoria Conlan]

> If you want to be a fisherman, it helps to live near the sea.
>
> If you want to be a fisherman and not live near the sea and then complain
> about it, fine, but don't expect many others to be sympathetic.

Did I mention we* once got an ex-lighthouse keeper with no computing
experience whatsoever apply for a programming job?  And he did live by the
sea.

(presumably some kind of Job Centre "apply for anything even if it's
  irrelevant, or you don't get benefits" method)