Inverse Binary Rock-Suck Entanglement (the "no good Perljobs"/"text editors" myth)

[Jonathan Bennett]

> the retarded split-keyboard layout

I'm assuming you're not a touch-typist? I can get a far, far higher word
rate out of an ergonomic keyboard than I can a standard one. Admittedly,
I mostly write in English these days. Then again, when I was writing
Perl, I'd often use variable names like $ShutdownSignalHasBeenReceived
just so people knew *exactly* what they did.